Ooh, ooh, I know - me, let me tell it!

I've been saying "don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs" for years, and
am dismayed at the high percentage of hearers, this century, who look at me
surprised as though it must be something they didn't expect to hear come out
of my mouth, something foul.  (No pun intended.  Ok, "...or fowl"; there, I
said it.)  In the old days, when farmers considered it normal and safe to
eat eggs raw, the trick was to poke a hole in one end of an egg and a second
hole in the other end; you can't suck out the contents if you have just the
one hole, of course.

So picture a child learning that for the first time, and then wanting to
explain to his elders how it works.  But his grandma was sucking eggs maybe
more than half a century before this kid was born, so his condescending
explanation isn't needed.

I get the same shocked look when I carelessly say someone has "shot his
wad".  Sigh.  No one ~reads~ anymore.

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Bob Bridges, [email protected], cell 336 382-7313

/* Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls
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-----Original Message-----
From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [mailto:[email protected]] On
Behalf Of Seymour J Metz
Sent: Monday, March 30, 2020 16:39

Not all change is progress. They don't call vi TEFH for no reason. As for
regexen, don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs (no, I have no idea where
the phrase originated.) 

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