for you ralph to the tune of the Beatle's Ob-la-Di Ob-la-Da
ralph he has a boat up in the great north west getting moldier upon the hard yes he's mourning sunshine and i will attest he's our yahoo group's best poet he's our bard oblio oblio bring the sun oh la la bring the sunshine oh hope it shines upon you soon ralph.-rob --- In [email protected], "Ralph Ahseln" <rahs...@...> wrote: > > > Definition: Summer SOLSTICE, n. The Sun's apparent position in the sky > has reached its northernmost extreme. > The name is derived from the Latin sol (sun) and sistere (to stand still), > > > SONG OF THE SOLSTICE > > Here I sit quite broken hearted, > The Sun's slide South has now been started, > Soon each day will be a lil bit shorter, > And Fall will fall, and the weather reporter, > Will tell us folks about the chill and damp, > 'N our bones will creak and hands will cramp, > We'll wish the days of warmth and light, > Would extend a bit and make things right, > More of the Star that tans our back, > Shining hot enough to make skin crack. > Old SOL chasing damp away each day, > Giving gentle winds so we can sail away, > Oh Solstice Hold the Sun yet longer still, > I've not yet had enough warmth to fill, > My needs of Sun and ............................ > Huh ...? > ... What the hell ?.... Sun ? ..... there AIN'T been NO STINKIN' Sun here > in the Pacific Northwest! > Warm ? .. I ain't been warm since the house burned down !! > Soltice ? that means the SUN is moving back South? I think the Stupid Sun > was NEVER Here in the first place. > Frigin' .. COLD and WET every day.. > I am so P***** off ...I ain't even gonna finish This STUPID poem.. > Poem? I hate Poems, > I hate the neighbor's Cat, I hate the Mailman, . ... I don't much like my > 100 year old Aunt either. > I'm going to punch a hole in my Dock mate's brand new boat ! > And YOU all you crazy sailors !! Go JUMP OFF the end of your Dock ! > It's been raining so long.... My Boat has green mold all over it.... > The green mold has GREEN MOLD on it. > Attitude ? You think I've got an ATTITUDE ? > I'll show you Attitude ................ > > Happy Summer Solstice Everyone ! > May Each day be Warm and Bright.. Even without sunshine here in the Pacific > NW.. > The Best of the Best to you all, > > Ralph Ahseln > "Oblio" Lying: Portland OR >
