I have a few slots available for certified fat circus pony trainer apprentices, the cd set is only 980 bucks and with it you get a set of bumblebee antennas, a hula hoop, a rubber ducky swim ring and of course the very popular copywrited frog slippers.
Janice, I might be interested. I think Yrsa is a frog slipper candidate. Will your tour dates be advertised in Western Horseman? Would I have to use your specialized equipment, made in secret by Floridian knomes in deep dark caves? Nancy, who confesses to selfishly guarding a Parelli rope halter, carrying it with me in my truck, because it's the best rope halter I've ever used.
