> > Nancy, who confesses to selfishly guarding a Parelli rope halter, carrying > it with me in my truck, because it's the best rope halter I've ever used. >
does it come in safety orange??! my horse is a candidate. what we do here at the fat circus pony training facility is do whatever it takes to make the horse do what we think best, no matter what. that way its best for the horse, me, you, all of us. Because a horse that will not bend to the human will is really not a horse anyone would want actually. What we do is put the frog slippers on them and submerse them in a sensory deprivation tank equipped only with a snorkle for 48 hours, playing soundtracks from the "Snowy River" movies and smacking them with the special fat circus pony whapping stick you can only buy from us. its orange. we have a patent on the orange gloss paint. Janice -- even good horses have bad days sometimes.
