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________________________________ From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of J Sent: Monday, December 15, 2008 7:57 PM To: [email protected] Subject: [Indo-StarTrek] Popular Trek commands for driving in Indonesia 1. Becak tiba2 nyelonong "Evasive manuever, full impulse!" 2. Angkot berhenti mendadak di depan "Raise shields! All hands, brace for impact!" 3. Pengamen minta2 di traffic light "Polarize hull plating!" 4. Tikus melintas di tengah jalan "Ahead, full impulse" 5. Lampu traffic light menyala kuning "Maximum warp, engage!" 6. Ada razia polisi "Borg vessels!" or "Initiate cloak" or "Bring us to tactical alert" or "Hide our latinum bars, quick!" 7. Cewe cakep melintas "Open hailing frequency" or "Open communication channel" or "Full sensor scan, long range" or "Engage tractor beam" 8. Ketika starter mobil "Energize" 9. Waktu parkir / isi bahan bakar "Prepare docking with station" 10. Bus transjakarta terbakar [read news] "Borg cube destroyed" 11. Diserempet sepeda motor "Prepare to return fire" 12. Diserempet mobil "Full power to engine! Plot course to intercept" 13. Diserempet truk /bis "All hands abandon ship!" 14. Diserempet kereta api "All hands abandon ship! I repeat, all hands... [interrupted by crash sound]" 15. Sebelum kentut "Standby to launch torpedoes" or "Warp core breach is imminent" 16. Ditelepon istri / pacar: "Kamu lagi ngapain, dimana, sama siapa?" "Say again Starfleet.. your signal is weak.." or "Transmission was incomplete... [buzzing sound]" 17. Ibu mertua melintas "Incoming Klingon vessel!" 18. Mesin mogok "We've lost impulse drive" or "Impulse engines are offline" 19. Sebelum memasuki bundaran "Entering standard orbit" 20. Bus kota mengeluarkan asap hitam "Entering Nebula" 21. Sebelum melewati jalan penuh lubang / polisi tidur / bergelombang "Entering asteroid field" 22. Setelah melewati jalan penuh lubang / polisi tidur / bergelombang "Hull integrity is severely compromised, the ship is breaking up!" [Ada yang mau nambahin..? ^_^ Kalau udah 50-an, mungkin bisa di print buat ditempel di booth pameran atau di mobil.. ~_~] [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
