di jalan mau telepon ke rumah "Computer, open secure channel to starfleet command"
mesin mogok di tengah kemacetan <pake logat skotland palsu> "Kaptin, i canna give you more power" disundul metromini/kopaja "Engineering, more power to Aft Shields!!" a.r.l.a.n --------------------------------- Question Everything... http://www.cafepress.com/goaskwhy --------------------------------- --- On Mon, 15/12/08, J <[email protected]> wrote: > From: J <[email protected]> > Subject: [Indo-StarTrek] Popular Trek commands for driving in Indonesia > To: [email protected] > Date: Monday, 15 December, 2008, 7:56 PM > 1. Becak tiba2 nyelonong > > "Evasive manuever, full impulse!" > > > 2. Angkot berhenti mendadak di depan > > "Raise shields! All hands, brace for impact!" > > > 3. Pengamen minta2 di traffic light > > "Polarize hull plating!" > > > 4. Tikus melintas di tengah jalan > > "Ahead, full impulse" > > > 5. Lampu traffic light menyala kuning > > "Maximum warp, engage!" > > > 6. Ada razia polisi > "Borg vessels!" > or > "Initiate cloak" > or > "Bring us to tactical alert" > or > "Hide our latinum bars, quick!" > > > 7. Cewe cakep melintas > > "Open hailing frequency" > or > "Open communication channel" > or > "Full sensor scan, long range" > or > "Engage tractor beam" > > > 8. Ketika starter mobil > > "Energize" > > > 9. Waktu parkir / isi bahan bakar > > "Prepare docking with station" > > > 10. Bus transjakarta terbakar [read news] > > "Borg cube destroyed" > > > 11. Diserempet sepeda motor > > "Prepare to return fire" > > > 12. Diserempet mobil > > "Full power to engine! Plot course to intercept" > > > 13. Diserempet truk /bis > > "All hands abandon ship!" > > > 14. Diserempet kereta api > > "All hands abandon ship! I repeat, all hands... > [interrupted by crash > sound]" > > > 15. Sebelum kentut > > "Standby to launch torpedoes" > or > "Warp core breach is imminent" > > > 16. Ditelepon istri / pacar: "Kamu lagi ngapain, > dimana, sama siapa?" > > "Say again Starfleet.. your signal is weak.." > or > "Transmission was incomplete... [buzzing sound]" > > > 17. Ibu mertua melintas > > "Incoming Klingon vessel!" > > > 18. Mesin mogok > > "We've lost impulse drive" > or > "Impulse engines are offline" > > > 19. Sebelum memasuki bundaran > > "Entering standard orbit" > > > 20. Bus kota mengeluarkan asap hitam > > "Entering Nebula" > > > 21. Sebelum melewati jalan penuh lubang / polisi tidur / > bergelombang > > "Entering asteroid field" > > > 22. Setelah melewati jalan penuh lubang / polisi tidur / > bergelombang > > "Hull integrity is severely compromised, the ship is > breaking up!" > > > [Ada yang mau nambahin..? ^_^ > Kalau udah 50-an, mungkin bisa di print buat ditempel di > booth pameran > atau di mobil.. ~_~] > > > > ------------------------------------ > > ============[[email protected]]=========== > Indo-StarTrek (Indonesian Star Trek Community) > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/indo-startrek > "...to boldly go where no Indonesian has gone > before." > ------------------------------------------------------ > Website: http://www.indo-startrek.org > Forum: http://www.indo-startrek.org/forum > Friendster: http://www.friendster.com/isc2006 > =/\= ============================================ > =/\=Yahoo! Groups Links > > > Get your preferred Email name! Now you can @ymail.com and @rocketmail.com. http://mail.promotions.yahoo.com/newdomains/aa/
