BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Ampe gubrak gitu gw...bisa aja loe lan :D

AZ
LL&P

--- On Tue, 12/16/08, Arlandi Landjono <[email protected]> wrote:
From: Arlandi Landjono <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: [Indo-StarTrek] Popular Trek commands for driving in Indonesia
To: [email protected]
Date: Tuesday, December 16, 2008, 11:41 AM










    
            

supir taksinya bilang:



"Stop the chatter Red 2!"

ternyata supirnya penggemar Star Wars!



a.r.l.a.n

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--- On Tue, 16/12/08, Djony Siswanto <djony_siswanto@ mulialand. co.id> wrote:



> From: Djony Siswanto <djony_siswanto@ mulialand. co.id>

> Subject: RE: [Indo-StarTrek] Popular Trek commands for driving in Indonesia

> To: indo-startrek@ yahoogroups. com

> Date: Tuesday, 16 December, 2008, 8:59 AM

> wkwkwkwkwk.. ... TOP BGT, gw ngebayangin klo lagi naik taksi

> trus ngomong

> ke sopir :)

> 

> ____________ _________ _________ __

> 

> From: indo-startrek@ yahoogroups. com

> [mailto:indo-startrek@ yahoogroups. com] On Behalf Of J

> Sent: Monday, December 15, 2008 7:57 PM

> To: indo-startrek@ yahoogroups. com

> Subject: [Indo-StarTrek] Popular Trek commands for driving

> in Indonesia

> 

> 

> 

> 1. Becak tiba2 nyelonong

> 

> "Evasive manuever, full impulse!"

> 

> 2. Angkot berhenti mendadak di depan

> 

> "Raise shields! All hands, brace for impact!"

> 

> 3. Pengamen minta2 di traffic light

> 

> "Polarize hull plating!"

> 

> 4. Tikus melintas di tengah jalan

> 

> "Ahead, full impulse"

> 

> 5. Lampu traffic light menyala kuning

> 

> "Maximum warp, engage!"

> 

> 6. Ada razia polisi

> "Borg vessels!"

> or

> "Initiate cloak"

> or

> "Bring us to tactical alert"

> or

> "Hide our latinum bars, quick!"

> 

> 7. Cewe cakep melintas

> 

> "Open hailing frequency"

> or

> "Open communication channel"

> or

> "Full sensor scan, long range"

> or

> "Engage tractor beam"

> 

> 8. Ketika starter mobil

> 

> "Energize"

> 

> 9. Waktu parkir / isi bahan bakar

> 

> "Prepare docking with station"

> 

> 10. Bus transjakarta terbakar [read news]

> 

> "Borg cube destroyed"

> 

> 11. Diserempet sepeda motor

> 

> "Prepare to return fire"

> 

> 12. Diserempet mobil

> 

> "Full power to engine! Plot course to intercept"

> 

> 13. Diserempet truk /bis

> 

> "All hands abandon ship!"

> 

> 14. Diserempet kereta api

> 

> "All hands abandon ship! I repeat, all hands...

> [interrupted by crash

> sound]"

> 

> 15. Sebelum kentut

> 

> "Standby to launch torpedoes"

> or

> "Warp core breach is imminent"

> 

> 16. Ditelepon istri / pacar: "Kamu lagi ngapain,

> dimana, sama siapa?"

> 

> "Say again Starfleet.. your signal is weak.."

> or

> "Transmission was incomplete.. . [buzzing sound]"

> 

> 17. Ibu mertua melintas

> 

> "Incoming Klingon vessel!"

> 

> 18. Mesin mogok

> 

> "We've lost impulse drive"

> or

> "Impulse engines are offline"

> 

> 19. Sebelum memasuki bundaran

> 

> "Entering standard orbit"

> 

> 20. Bus kota mengeluarkan asap hitam

> 

> "Entering Nebula"

> 

> 21. Sebelum melewati jalan penuh lubang / polisi tidur /

> bergelombang

> 

> "Entering asteroid field"

> 

> 22. Setelah melewati jalan penuh lubang / polisi tidur /

> bergelombang

> 

> "Hull integrity is severely compromised, the ship is

> breaking up!"

> 

> [Ada yang mau nambahin..? ^_^

> Kalau udah 50-an, mungkin bisa di print buat ditempel di

> booth pameran

> atau di mobil.. ~_~]

> 

> 

> 

>  

> 

> 

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> 

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> "...to boldly go where no Indonesian has gone

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