hey guys, been a little while since Ive actually created a new post here but i just couldn't pass up the opportunity to tell you guys about this.
okay heres the story, I was on steam one fine morning browsing the news columns and seeing if anything new had popped up when i noticed a new article about Fallout New Vegas. Intrigued as i was i decided to read more, there was an external link to a website called kotaku (Ive heard of them before) so i promptly clicked on it to be greeted by a malicious website warning page from Google stating that this website contains Malware and i should not visit it for fear of contracting AIDS or something. "Hmmmm" i thought, "i highly doubt that steam would link to a malicious webpage within their own client" so i decided to proceed. The webpage loaded as usual but it was then i noticed something was not right for a small box in the middle of the screen showing a loading bar for a unknown installation. "lol, its all right" it thought "my antivirus will rape this one hard" only to remember at that exact moment that my antivirus was off since the last time i was playing COD 6 online "oh shit...." ROUND 1: FIGHT! ------------------------------ THEfog uses Nod32: Its not very effective Antivirus 2010 uses Security permissions hack: its Super effective THEfog uses Malwarebytes: Its useless as Antivirus 2010 just closes it again Antivirus 2010 uses Screen Spam: its super irritating THEfog uses Regret: its super reflective Antivirus 2010 uses ADS: its oh so very annoying THEfog uses RAGE!: its not very practical but what the hell __________________________________________ ROUND 1 WINNER: Antivirus 2010! (Crowd Boo's) | __________________________________________| ROUND 2: FIGHT! ------------------------------ THEfog uses research: its super informative THEfog uses File deletion and security permissions: its not very effective Antivirus 2010 uses smug: its effective at enhancing already existing rage THEfog uses Hunt the bitch: its super effective at making the problem less annoying (ads disappeared) Antivirus 2010 uses freak-out when it realizes: its not so smug no more THEfog uses Nod32: its still not effective however does reveal the location of one file THEfog uses Gotcha!: its super effective at removing that BLOODY screen spam Antivirus 2010 uses WTF!: its effective at doing nothing when it try to open its no existing spam __________________________________________ ROUND 2 WINNER: THEfog! (Crowd Applauds!) | __________________________________________| ROUND 3 (THE DECIDER!): FIGHT! -------------------------------- THEfog uses Safe mode: its super 640x480! THEfog uses UAC: Its super gay but also super effective! Antivirus 2010 uses Security Permissions Hack: its no longer effective Antivirus 2010 uses desperation: its futile and laughable! THEfog uses USB drive: Go Malwarebytes! Malwarebytes uses scan: its super detective! Antivirus 2010 uses Security Permissions Hack: its still not effective (Guess it forgot about that) Malwarebytes uses purge: its super pwnage! Antivirus 2010 uses nothing: its not longer existing! _________________________________________ ROUND 3 WINNER: THEfog! (Crowd goes wild!) | _________________________________________| THE GRAND CHAMPION: THEfog!! All your malicious software are belong to us!!! So there you have it, so post here you favorite personal virus story here because this topic actually hasn't been done before and i believe it to be rather amusing haha. (oh yeah for anyone who doesn't know, Antivirus 2010 is a malicious piece of software that tricks entry level user's into thinking its an actual antivirus that is beneficial to the system before installing more malicious software on the zombified PC, it can be executed and installed just by visiting a webpage) Cheers, THEfog -- 9xx SOLDIERS SANS FRONTIERS
