This story really wants me to intentionally get a virus just for the hell of it lol.
On Oct 25, 5:58 am, tribaljet <[email protected]> wrote: > LMAO :)) That might be one of the best stories, if not the best, I've > heard even remotely related. Congrats man, it sure sounded like one > hell of a fight, I'm glad you beat the sob :) > > On Oct 25, 1:44 pm, THEfog <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > hey guys, been a little while since Ive actually created a new post > > here but i just couldn't pass up the opportunity to tell you guys > > about this. > > > okay heres the story, I was on steam one fine morning browsing the > > news columns and seeing if anything new had popped up when i noticed a > > new article about Fallout New Vegas. Intrigued as i was i decided to > > read more, there was an external link to a website called kotaku (Ive > > heard of them before) so i promptly clicked on it to be greeted by a > > malicious website warning page from Google stating that this website > > contains Malware and i should not visit it for fear of contracting > > AIDS or something. "Hmmmm" i thought, "i highly doubt that steam would > > link to a malicious webpage within their own client" so i decided to > > proceed. The webpage loaded as usual but it was then i noticed > > something was not right for a small box in the middle of the screen > > showing a loading bar for a unknown installation. "lol, its all right" > > it thought "my antivirus will rape this one hard" only to remember at > > that exact moment that my antivirus was off since the last time i was > > playing COD 6 online "oh shit...." > > > ROUND 1: FIGHT! > > ------------------------------ > > THEfog uses Nod32: Its not very effective > > > Antivirus 2010 uses Security permissions hack: its Super effective > > > THEfog uses Malwarebytes: Its useless as Antivirus 2010 just closes it > > again > > > Antivirus 2010 uses Screen Spam: its super irritating > > > THEfog uses Regret: its super reflective > > > Antivirus 2010 uses ADS: its oh so very annoying > > > THEfog uses RAGE!: its not very practical but what the hell > > __________________________________________ > > ROUND 1 WINNER: Antivirus 2010! (Crowd Boo's) | > > __________________________________________| > > > ROUND 2: FIGHT! > > ------------------------------ > > THEfog uses research: its super informative > > > THEfog uses File deletion and security permissions: its not very > > effective > > > Antivirus 2010 uses smug: its effective at enhancing already existing > > rage > > > THEfog uses Hunt the bitch: its super effective at making the problem > > less annoying (ads disappeared) > > > Antivirus 2010 uses freak-out when it realizes: its not so smug no > > more > > > THEfog uses Nod32: its still not effective however does reveal the > > location of one file > > > THEfog uses Gotcha!: its super effective at removing that BLOODY > > screen spam > > > Antivirus 2010 uses WTF!: its effective at doing nothing when it try > > to open its no existing spam > > > __________________________________________ > > ROUND 2 WINNER: THEfog! (Crowd Applauds!) | > > __________________________________________| > > > ROUND 3 (THE DECIDER!): FIGHT! > > -------------------------------- > > THEfog uses Safe mode: its super 640x480! > > > THEfog uses UAC: Its super gay but also super effective! > > > Antivirus 2010 uses Security Permissions Hack: its no longer > > effective > > > Antivirus 2010 uses desperation: its futile and laughable! > > > THEfog uses USB drive: Go Malwarebytes! > > > Malwarebytes uses scan: its super detective! > > > Antivirus 2010 uses Security Permissions Hack: its still not effective > > (Guess it forgot about that) > > > Malwarebytes uses purge: its super pwnage! > > > Antivirus 2010 uses nothing: its not longer existing! > > > _________________________________________ > > ROUND 3 WINNER: THEfog! (Crowd goes wild!) | > > _________________________________________| > > > THE GRAND CHAMPION: THEfog!! All your malicious software are belong to > > us!!! > > > So there you have it, so post here you favorite personal virus story > > here because this topic actually hasn't been done before and i believe > > it to be rather amusing haha. > > > (oh yeah for anyone who doesn't know, Antivirus 2010 is a malicious > > piece of software that tricks entry level user's into thinking its an > > actual antivirus that is beneficial to the system before installing > > more malicious software on the zombified PC, it can be executed and > > installed just by visiting a webpage) > > > Cheers, > > > THEfog -- 9xx SOLDIERS SANS FRONTIERS
