nice story lol Meh I remember in the past if I knew I was about to reformat anyway, I would intentionally try to get a virus or something :p
seriall.com was a famous place for viruses :p (it's been fixed some time ago so it should be safe now lol) On Mon, Oct 25, 2010 at 10:10 AM, UncleFerassi <[email protected]> wrote: > This pretty much sums all of my past problems up > http://forums.malwarebytes.org/index.php?showtopic=42973 > LAWL at me at still being a noob at computers. > > On Oct 25, 6:59 am, UncleFerassi <[email protected]> wrote: >> This story really wants me to intentionally get a virus just for the >> hell of it lol. >> >> On Oct 25, 5:58 am, tribaljet <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > LMAO :)) That might be one of the best stories, if not the best, I've >> > heard even remotely related. Congrats man, it sure sounded like one >> > hell of a fight, I'm glad you beat the sob :) >> >> > On Oct 25, 1:44 pm, THEfog <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> > > hey guys, been a little while since Ive actually created a new post >> > > here but i just couldn't pass up the opportunity to tell you guys >> > > about this. >> >> > > okay heres the story, I was on steam one fine morning browsing the >> > > news columns and seeing if anything new had popped up when i noticed a >> > > new article about Fallout New Vegas. Intrigued as i was i decided to >> > > read more, there was an external link to a website called kotaku (Ive >> > > heard of them before) so i promptly clicked on it to be greeted by a >> > > malicious website warning page from Google stating that this website >> > > contains Malware and i should not visit it for fear of contracting >> > > AIDS or something. "Hmmmm" i thought, "i highly doubt that steam would >> > > link to a malicious webpage within their own client" so i decided to >> > > proceed. The webpage loaded as usual but it was then i noticed >> > > something was not right for a small box in the middle of the screen >> > > showing a loading bar for a unknown installation. "lol, its all right" >> > > it thought "my antivirus will rape this one hard" only to remember at >> > > that exact moment that my antivirus was off since the last time i was >> > > playing COD 6 online "oh shit...." >> >> > > ROUND 1: FIGHT! >> > > ------------------------------ >> > > THEfog uses Nod32: Its not very effective >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses Security permissions hack: its Super effective >> >> > > THEfog uses Malwarebytes: Its useless as Antivirus 2010 just closes it >> > > again >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses Screen Spam: its super irritating >> >> > > THEfog uses Regret: its super reflective >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses ADS: its oh so very annoying >> >> > > THEfog uses RAGE!: its not very practical but what the hell >> > > __________________________________________ >> > > ROUND 1 WINNER: Antivirus 2010! (Crowd Boo's) | >> > > __________________________________________| >> >> > > ROUND 2: FIGHT! >> > > ------------------------------ >> > > THEfog uses research: its super informative >> >> > > THEfog uses File deletion and security permissions: its not very >> > > effective >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses smug: its effective at enhancing already existing >> > > rage >> >> > > THEfog uses Hunt the bitch: its super effective at making the problem >> > > less annoying (ads disappeared) >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses freak-out when it realizes: its not so smug no >> > > more >> >> > > THEfog uses Nod32: its still not effective however does reveal the >> > > location of one file >> >> > > THEfog uses Gotcha!: its super effective at removing that BLOODY >> > > screen spam >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses WTF!: its effective at doing nothing when it try >> > > to open its no existing spam >> >> > > __________________________________________ >> > > ROUND 2 WINNER: THEfog! (Crowd Applauds!) | >> > > __________________________________________| >> >> > > ROUND 3 (THE DECIDER!): FIGHT! >> > > -------------------------------- >> > > THEfog uses Safe mode: its super 640x480! >> >> > > THEfog uses UAC: Its super gay but also super effective! >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses Security Permissions Hack: its no longer >> > > effective >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses desperation: its futile and laughable! >> >> > > THEfog uses USB drive: Go Malwarebytes! >> >> > > Malwarebytes uses scan: its super detective! >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses Security Permissions Hack: its still not effective >> > > (Guess it forgot about that) >> >> > > Malwarebytes uses purge: its super pwnage! >> >> > > Antivirus 2010 uses nothing: its not longer existing! >> >> > > _________________________________________ >> > > ROUND 3 WINNER: THEfog! (Crowd goes wild!) | >> > > _________________________________________| >> >> > > THE GRAND CHAMPION: THEfog!! All your malicious software are belong to >> > > us!!! >> >> > > So there you have it, so post here you favorite personal virus story >> > > here because this topic actually hasn't been done before and i believe >> > > it to be rather amusing haha. >> >> > > (oh yeah for anyone who doesn't know, Antivirus 2010 is a malicious >> > > piece of software that tricks entry level user's into thinking its an >> > > actual antivirus that is beneficial to the system before installing >> > > more malicious software on the zombified PC, it can be executed and >> > > installed just by visiting a webpage) >> >> > > Cheers, >> >> > > THEfog > > -- > 9xx SOLDIERS SANS FRONTIERS > -- Acer TravelMate 2480 GFX: GMA950 CPU: Intel Celeron M 420 @ 1.6Ghz RAM: 2GB DDR2 333Mhz HDD: Samsung 120GB 5400RPM SATA -- 9xx SOLDIERS SANS FRONTIERS
