Thanks to all who showed their support but I think Muller's on to something
here.  The very choicest part happened today, when the COO, who sic'ed the
dogs on me, announced a meeting on Tuesday to allow the whole company "to
brainstorm" how we as a company can do better in the coming season!!!!

I hope to G*d he calls on me so I can pretend to be petrified out of my
wits.  Staring straight at my boss'es boss I may say, very slowly,

"Uhhhhhhh........ (very, very long pregnant pause; all eyes on me)
I........
don't....
want.....
to say...
anything that............
might be construed as.......
unprofessional but....
I appreciate the opportunity......
to say something.......
unprofessional anyway, sir."

Naw.  That's a fantasy.  I'll just say, "Wow!  I'm just impressed with the
quality of the suggestions so far and I couldn't possibly add anything
useful."  I'll say it very fast so everyone who knows me will know that it's
bluster!

All the best,

Lama


Muller said:
> While people have been struck & killed by lightning,
> very rarely has a person affected a lightning bolt.

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