Michael Pritchard asked:
>>>>>I've just seen the movie and enjoyed it immensely. Anybody out there
who can talk me through it?>>>>>





Okay, but remember, you asked for it!

Act1:
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Scene1: Ooh, wouldn't it be suspenseful if this couple is opening the trunk
of a cab, as seen from a distance atop a hill?

Scene2: Ooh, what if I hire an older couple to laugh in a vaguely menacing
way?  Will anyone notice that they have absolutely no significance at all?

Scene3: What if I spend countless minutes with the SteadiCam, walking down
hallways?

Act2:
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Ooh, wouldn't it be suspenseful if we see a weepy woman singing in the
middle of the night, inexplicably in front of a packed theatre?

Act3:
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Ooh, wouldn't it be kinky and confusing if I drop in this 'Jealous Lesbian
Triangle' subplot near the end?  You don't think anyone will notice that
there's no film here, do you?  <Lynch'es cash register rings.  Roll
credits.>

[THE END]


Michael, how can you "enjoy" it if you didn't "GET" it?  Lynch is NOT
high-minded.  Lynch is NOT a magician.  Lynch is the biggest
one-note-rip-off ever given a blank check.  You were TAKEN, Michael!  Wake
up!

Lama

Like I said, "You asked for it."

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