> What is a Dog?
>
> 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in
> the house.
> 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't
> hear you when you're in the same room.
> 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
> 4. They growl when they are not happy.
> 5. When you want to play, they want to play.
> 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> 7. They leave their toys everywhere.
> 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
> kiss.
> 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
>
> Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
it should be:
they're tiny str8 men in fur coats! poor women!
>
>
> Hugs,
> Ashara
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