This just in (NJC)

[Michael Paz]

Sometime this morning New York City was attacked by a giant Puerto Rican
Girl with BIG TiTs, that eat the entire city alive. All the JMDL'ers must
have been lost to this fierce attack. Therefore we will NEVER know what
happened at the JoniFest suppose to be still in progress. It is not known
weather there was a recording and if that recording made it out of the city
before the attack. The rest of us can only wonder what has happened and
mourn the loss of everyone involved.



WILL SOMEONE PLEASE POST WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!!!