In a message dated 7/19/01 5:15:24 AM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

<< Colin, have you read Dorothy Parker's poem "You might as well live"?  >>

Risumi, by Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

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