The 5 Stages of Republican Scandal.

    1. "I have not been informed of any investigation or that I am a
target."

    2. "I am cooperating fully, but this whole thing is a political ploy
by the Democrats."

    3. "I'm SHOCKED by the mistakes made by my subordinates."

    4. "I'm deeply sorry for letting down my friends and family. I now
recognize that I am an alcoholic. I will be entering rehab immediately,
so I have no time for questions."

    5. "Can I serve my time at Eglin Federal Penitentiary (aka Club
Fed)?"

-- 
Lan Barnes
Linux Guy, SCM Specialist     
Tcl/Tk Enthusiast 

Design without code is emptiness without Zen.
                        - Donal K. Fellows


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