Lan Barnes wrote:
The 5 Stages of Republican Scandal.
The 5 Stages of a Political Scandal
1. "I have not been informed of any investigation or that I am a
target."
2. "I am cooperating fully, but this whole thing is a political ploy
by the Democrats."
3. "I'm SHOCKED by the mistakes made by my subordinates."
4. "I'm deeply sorry for letting down my friends and family. I now
recognize that I am an alcoholic. I will be entering rehab immediately,
so I have no time for questions."
4. "I'm deeply sorry for letting down my friends and family. I now
recognize that I am a(n) <put favorite I'm a broken person item here>. I
will be entering rehab/counseling immediately, so I have no time for
questions."
5. "Can I serve my time at Eglin Federal Penitentiary (aka Club
Fed)?"
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