On Wed, Oct 18, 2006 at 04:58:42PM -0500, Legatus wrote:
> Lan Barnes wrote:
> >The 5 Stages of Republican Scandal.
> The 5 Stages of a Political Scandal
> >
> > 1. "I have not been informed of any investigation or that I am a
> >target."
> >
> > 2. "I am cooperating fully, but this whole thing is a political ploy
> >by the Democrats."
> >
> > 3. "I'm SHOCKED by the mistakes made by my subordinates."
> >
> > 4. "I'm deeply sorry for letting down my friends and family. I now
> >recognize that I am an alcoholic. I will be entering rehab immediately,
> >so I have no time for questions."
> >
>
> 4. "I'm deeply sorry for letting down my friends and family. I now
> recognize that I am a(n) <put favorite I'm a broken person item here>. I
> will be entering rehab/counseling immediately, so I have no time for
> questions."
>
> > 5. "Can I serve my time at Eglin Federal Penitentiary (aka Club
> >Fed)?"
> >
>
As in "... abused alter boy ..." or "... a deeply conflicted victim of
middle-aged angst ..."?
A fine distinction, but I'll accept it.
--
Lan Barnes
Linux Guy, SCM Specialist
Tcl/Tk Enthusiast
It isn't the elephants that spoil the picnic, it's the ants.
- Orv Larsen
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