> > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Paul-Susan Hutchins > > To: "Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@apollo.lw.fea.net > > Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 3:00 PM > > Subject: What Do They Read > > > > Subject: What Do They Read > > 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. > > 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the > country. > > 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the > country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. > > 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country > but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like > their statistics shown in pie charts. > > 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running > the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have > to leave Southern California to do it. > > 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the > country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much. > > 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure > who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can > get a seat on the train. > > 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running > the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably > while intoxicated. > > 9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country > but need the baseball scores. > > 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure > there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they > oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the > leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also > happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, > of course, that they are not Republicans. > > 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the > grocery store. > > 12. None of these is read by the guy who is running the country into > the ground.
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