> Little Grace was not the best student in parochial school. Usually > she slept through her classes. One day the Nun called on her while > she was napping and said, "Tell me,Grace; who created the universe?" > When Grace didn't stir, little Johnny, seated in the chair behind > her,took a pencil > and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty!" shouted Grace, and the Nun > said, "Very good". Soon Grace fell back asleep. A while later the Nun > called on Grace and asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Grace > didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Little Johnny came to > the rescue and stuck her with his pencil. "Jesus Christ!" shouted > Grace and the Nun said "Very Good" and Grace sat back down and > started to fall back asleep. Then the Nun asked Grace a third > question. What did Eve say > to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" This time Grace was > just awake enough to hear the question - and she knew what was > coming, so she jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing > in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" > The Nun fainted. David in Ballarat
To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
