[lace-chat] :) Fwd: blonde male

[Tamara P Duvall]

While I do not think one has to be a blonde to be stupid and vice-versa 
(I used to have more grey-cells than the current two, when I was *was* 
a blonde), I admit to certain... Disaffection? Ennui? with the 
dim-witted blond *female* paradigm, so a dim-witted blond *male* makes 
a bit of a change. Still... The old Polish dim-witted *cop* jokes beat  
all the blonde ones by a mile, IMO :)

From: A.N.
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming 
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, 
sweating and panting.

 "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He 
rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 
4-year-old son comes up and says "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in  
your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past 
his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the 
closet floor.

"You rotten SOB," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack  
and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

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Tamara P Duvall                            http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA     (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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