Oh, Liz, that is a classic!  Love it!

Betty Ann in Roanoke, Virginia, USA
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> So I would go through the 'price ritual'.
>
> I'd scratch my head, look pensive and say 'well, about er ... yes, that much thread 
> - yes, call the thread �30'.
>
> They'd be getting their wallets out at this point to rip my arm out of it's socket.
>
> Then I'd say, without any emotion, 'of course it would take approximately 500 plus 
> hours so at �15 an hour that would make it just over �7,500 for labour - heck, I'll 
> throw the thread in for free'.
>
> This is where the 'client' would be doing a goldfish impersonation - you know, the 
> mouth opening and closing but nothing happening.
>
> The 'client' would then splutter 'but I can by one from (insert name of any general 
> store you like) for only 15 quid!!!! (indignation, indignation.'
>
> 'Hey', I would reply, 'if that's all you want then fine'.  At this point, other half 
> would walk past in his handmade, blackwork embroidered shirt and ask how I was doing 
> with his lace for his cuffs - I'd always say, 'no problem love, you'll get it 
> shortly' and he'd say 'brilliant - it'll look so good and authentic'.
>
> Yes, I'm horrid.  Yes, I enjoyed it.  Yes, they are ALL cheapskates.
>
> I earnt �15 an hour doing my day job and my lacemaking was far better than my work I 
> did there.  So wasn't I worth the same amount if not more?
>
> When you then tell them that lace was one sold by placing soverigns along the length 
> you wanted to buy they go off in a huff.
>

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