Sue Hartigan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
Hi Bill:
What happened is that there is a park in LA where guys hang around in
the restroom doing what guys do when they hang around in the restrooms
together. (trying to be nice) And there have been complaints from the
neighbors. The cops went under cover and caught George Michael in the
restroom doing whatever it was that he was doing.
Actually that night they caught three other guys too, but none of them
were famous so therefore they weren't in the news.
But then this is what George says. :)
The Top 15 Excuses Given By George Michael
15> Trying to win a bet that he could be in the news in the 90s.
14> "Doesn't anybody bloody knock anymore!?"
13> "My publicist told me I needed more exposure."
12> Just working on the ol' solo act.
11> "You call *this* a lewd act? Compared to the first Wham!
tour??"
10> Accidentally gave himself that "I want your sex" look in
the mirror.
9> "Your strange foreign ways confuse me... Now look at my butt!"
8> "Is it my fault I'm the only person good-looking enough to
date me?"
7> Original title of "I Want Your Sex" was "I Want Your Sex In The
Men's Room of Will Rogers Park, Beverly Hills, California and
If You Don't Show Up On Time, I'm Starting Without You."
6> "Hey, why should that Milli Vanilli guy get all the attention?"
5> "I just couldn't pass up a chance to look at me bum. It's
PERFECT!"
4> "Hey, at least I didn't murder my ex-wife!!"
3> Rehearsing for his new band, Whack!
2> Rehearsing for upcoming role in "Dr. Elders, Medicine Woman."
and the Number 1 Excuse Given By George Michael...
1> Trying to get a feel for what Andrew Ridgeley's been doing
for the last 12 years.
Sue
> Hi Doc,
>
> I think it's a bit much myself. Who cares? It DOES seem strange that
> he'd be doing this in a public area. Makes me wonder if there might be
> more to it. Like solicitation or something.
>
> Bill
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