A well known senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife, Susanah's voice urgently warning him, "Ken , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M1 just past Wakefield. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Ken, "It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!"

Yes I know its hot but I think i really do need to put this coat on...............

Betty
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