Dorothy is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She
goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed and the instant she
sees him she starts wailing and crying.
One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her.
Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was
wearing a black suit and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a
blue suit.
The attendant apologizes and explains that they always put the bodies in
a black suit as a matter of course, but he'd see what he could do. The
next day Dorothy returns to the mortuary to have one last moment with
Albert before his funeral the following day.
When the attendant pulls back the curtain, Dorothy manages to smile
through her tears as Albert is now wearing a smart blue suit. She asks
the attendant "how did you manage to get hold of that beautiful blue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's
size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained
that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black
suit" the attendant replied.
He continued "After that it was simply a matter of swapping the heads
around"
as you can imagine my duffle coat is very snug and I'm slipping sylph
like out through the access control unit
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PETE CASS (1962 - 2011) Rest In Peace Mate
