Live on AL Jazeera 5 in english with some gobby arab twat in background.. as an ex commentator i can say that.... perhaps.... > From: [email protected] > To: [email protected]; [email protected] > Date: Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:07:59 +0000 > Subject: Re: [LU] Joke De Jour > > > Hardly Joke de Jour, as it's been around since I was a kid and that seems > centuries ago..... > > It's certainly to my personal knowledge well over 40 years old > > Worth a reprise certainly > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On > Behalf Of [email protected] > Sent: 31 October 2012 11:05 > To: [email protected] > Subject: [LU] Joke De Jour > > Dorothy is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes > to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed and the instant she sees him > she starts wailing and crying. > > One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. > > Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was wearing > a black suit and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit. > > The attendant apologizes and explains that they always put the bodies in a > black suit as a matter of course, but he'd see what he could do. The next > day Dorothy returns to the mortuary to have one last moment with Albert > before his funeral the following day. > > When the attendant pulls back the curtain, Dorothy manages to smile through > her tears as Albert is now wearing a smart blue suit. She asks the attendant > "how did you manage to get hold of that beautiful blue suit?" > > "Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size > was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she > was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit" the > attendant replied. > > He continued "After that it was simply a matter of swapping the heads > around" > > > > > > > > > as you can imagine my duffle coat is very snug and I'm slipping sylph > like out through the access control unit > _______________________________________________ > Leedslist mailing list > Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > To unsubscribe, email [email protected] > > PETE CASS (1962 - 2011) Rest In Peace Mate > > > _______________________________________________ > Leedslist mailing list > Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > To unsubscribe, email [email protected] > > PETE CASS (1962 - 2011) Rest In Peace Mate _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected]
PETE CASS (1962 - 2011) Rest In Peace Mate
