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________________________________ From: Leedslist <leedslist-boun...@gn.apc.org> on behalf of David Bromley <bromleyc...@gmail.com> Sent: Thursday, March 8, 2018 12:40:44 PM To: leedslist@gn.apc.org Subject: Re: [LU] Tonight's team Dear Mr Razzani I am a European automobile accessories consultant and watching your team recently made me think it could be advantageous to you to employ me. For example your Mr Anita clearly loves to watch the football and no doubt enjoying others displaying their skills on the ball. However I was thinking that if we added some wing mirrors onto his shirt he might be better able to notice the player he is supposed to be marking running away behind him and moving into dangerous attacking space. Similarly when your Mr Philips has possession of the ball he has to decide whether to pass it sideways to the Leeds player on his left, or sideways to the player on his right (or more likely perhaps to pass the ball behind the player). I thought it might be helpful if his shorts were fitted with reversing sensors, as whilst he is taking his time to consider these momentous decisions it might make him aware that opposing players are getting close with the somewhat unsporting aim of taking the ball off him. I can do you a “ buy one get one free “ offer on reversing sensors fitted shorts as these might also come in useful for Mr Vieira. For your Mr Sakho I would propose a Petr Cech style headband but with a Satnav attachment. I am sure we could develop other suitable kit enhancements which would make my £200kpa consultancy fee worthwhile. I don’t believe any other club would have such an in depth knowledge in this area and would give you a real edge Yours faithfully Vauxhall Victor Ortoparts _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: https://mailman.gn.apc.org/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org Find us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/leedslist/ RIP Jimmy WAC-COE _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: https://mailman.gn.apc.org/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org Find us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/leedslist/ RIP Jimmy WAC-COE
