Richard and all,
Nice bit of appropriate humor here! ROFLMAO! I luved it!
Here is and addendum:
Whois ICANN Server Version 1.2
Domain Name: ICANNSCREWSYOU.COM
Registrar: Register.com
Whois Server: whois.register.net
Referral URL: www.register.com
Name Server: NS1.DOMAINTHIEVS.NET
Name Server: NS1.FLIMFLAM.NET
Updated Date: 17-jul-1999
Richard J. Sexton wrote:
> Querying rs.internic.net...
>
> Whois Server Version 1.1
>
> Domain names in the .com, .net, and .org domains can now be registered
> with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
> for detailed information.
>
> Domain Name: WEREFUCKED.COM
> Registrar: CORE INTERNET COUNCIL OF REGISTRARS
> Whois Server: whois.corenic.net
> Referral URL: www.corenic.net
> Name Server: NS1.HOTNAMES.NET
> Name Server: NS1.GREATNAMES.NET
> Updated Date: 17-jul-1999
>
> >>> Last update of whois database: Wed, 19 Jan 00 01:39:08 EST <<<
>
> The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .ORG, .EDU domains and
> Registrars.
>
> Querying whois.corenic.net...
>
> No Match for "werefucked.COM??"
>
> Database last updated on 2000-01-20 05:18:28 MET
>
> To optimize query speed and answer correctness see the
> --help option. Depending on your whois client use
> whois -h whois.corenic.net HELP
> or
> whois [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> Querying rs.internic.net...
>
> Whois Server Version 1.1
>
> Domain names in the .com, .net, and .org domains can now be registered
> with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
> for detailed information.
>
> Domain Name: GREATSERVICE.COM
> Registrar: ALABANZA, INC.
> Whois Server: whois.alabanza.com
> Referral URL: www.alabanza.com
> Name Server: NS.NONAMECORP.COM
> Name Server: NS2.NONAMECORP.COM
> Updated Date: 21-dec-1999
>
> >>> Last update of whois database: Wed, 19 Jan 00 01:39:08 EST <<<
>
> The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .ORG, .EDU domains and
> Registrars.
>
> Querying whois.alabanza.com...
>
> whois: connect Connection refused
>
> Querying rs.internic.net...
>
> Whois Server Version 1.1
>
> Domain names in the .com, .net, and .org domains can now be registered
> with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
> for detailed information.
>
> Domain Name: ISERVICE.COM
> Registrar: REGISTER.COM, INC.
> Whois Server: whois.register.com
> Referral URL: www.register.com
> Name Server: DNS1.REGISTER.COM
> Name Server: DNS2.REGISTER.COM
> Updated Date: 10-nov-1999
>
> >>> Last update of whois database: Wed, 19 Jan 00 01:39:08 EST <<<
>
> The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .ORG, .EDU domains and
> Registrars.
>
> Querying whois.register.com...
>
> Huh?
>
> % whois -h whois.register.com iservice.com
> Querying whois.register.com...
>
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] Wed Jan 19 23:30:30 ~
>
> What a mess.
>
> --
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> "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed
> -- and thus clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an
> endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." - H. L. Mencken
Regards,
--
Jeffrey A. Williams
Spokesman INEGroup (Over 95k members strong!)
CEO/DIR. Internet Network Eng/SR. Java/CORBA Development Eng.
Information Network Eng. Group. INEG. INC.
E-Mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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