I’m glad Frank Spinacino doesn’t work that bar. He’d’ve mangled that Martini.
> On Nov 13, 2017, at 4:28 PM, Stewart McCoy <[email protected]> wrote: > > A lute walks into a bar: "Tonight's programme will be entertaining - we've > got to get through 300 bars, and there aren't many rests." > A lute walks into a bar: "Oops! Sorry, I didn't see you. I thought I was in > the Thibault manuscript." > A lute walks into a bar: "I'd like six courses, and there must be a rose on > the table." > A lute walks into a bar: "I came just in case." > A lute walks into a bar: "Do you have spare ribs?" > A lute walks into a bar: "My mate Dowland fancies a Barley wine." > A lute walks into a bar in Holborne: "Where's the loo?" > A lute walks into a bar in Germany: "What's up? Are you short of staff?" > > Stewart McCoy > > -----Original Message----- From: Ron Andrico > Sent: Monday, November 13, 2017 2:09 PM > To: lutelist Net > Subject: [LUTE] Re: Bad lute music > > A lute walks into a bar: "I'd like to order a small Frei, please." > A lute walks into a bar: "I'm under a lot of tension, I just stopped > by to unwind." > A lute walks into a bar: "Is this what may be called a loose bar?" > A lute walks into a bar: "Don't fret, I'm here to tie one on." > A lute walks into a bar: "I'd better stop, I think my table is > bulging." > A lute walks into a bar: "I'll have a double course." > __________________________________________________________________ > > From: [email protected] <[email protected]> on behalf > of howard posner <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, November 13, 2017 4:26 AM > To: Tristan von Neumann > Cc: lutelist Net > Subject: [LUTE] Re: Bad lute music > > On Nov 12, 2017, at 7:45 PM, Tristan von Neumann > <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > Am 11.11.2017 um 18:51 schrieb Alain Veylit: > > Anyone with a good ending for: A lute walks into a bar > >> ...? > > > > How about those: > > > > A lute walks into a bar: "I'll have a large beer please. No mug, I > have a bowl." > > > > A lute walks into a bar. The barkeeper: "Why all those frets?" > > > > A lute walks into a bar. The barkeeper: "You have the guts to show > your face in here?" > > > > A lute walks into a bar. "Can I have a beer?" - "No way, you already > have a loose nut." > > > > I apologize if they're not good, I'm German. :) > Without question, the best lute-walks-into-a-bar jokes I’ve ever read. > To get on or off this list see list information at > [1]http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html > [2]Lute Mail list technical information > www.cs.dartmouth.edu > How do I get on the lute mail list? To get on the mail list, send email > with a Subject: of "subscribe" to [email protected] and > your name will be added to ... > > -- > > References > > 1. http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html > 2. http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html >
