A lute walks into a bar "Is there another bar under the bridge?" A lute walks into a bar "Have I been unbarred?" A lute walks into a bar "Just put it on my tab." Anthony
2017-11-14 1:28 GMT+01:00 Stewart McCoy <[1][email protected]>: A lute walks into a bar: "Tonight's programme will be entertaining - we've got to get through 300 bars, and there aren't many rests." A lute walks into a bar: "Oops! Sorry, I didn't see you. I thought I was in the Thibault manuscript." A lute walks into a bar: "I'd like six courses, and there must be a rose on the table." A lute walks into a bar: "I came just in case." A lute walks into a bar: "Do you have spare ribs?" A lute walks into a bar: "My mate Dowland fancies a Barley wine." A lute walks into a bar in Holborne: "Where's the loo?" A lute walks into a bar in Germany: "What's up? Are you short of staff?" Stewart McCoy -----Original Message----- From: Ron Andrico Sent: Monday, November 13, 2017 2:09 PM To: lutelist Net Subject: [LUTE] Re: Bad lute music A lute walks into a bar: "I'd like to order a small Frei, please." A lute walks into a bar: "I'm under a lot of tension, I just stopped by to unwind." A lute walks into a bar: "Is this what may be called a loose bar?" A lute walks into a bar: "Don't fret, I'm here to tie one on." A lute walks into a bar: "I'd better stop, I think my table is bulging." A lute walks into a bar: "I'll have a double course." ____________________________________________________________ ______ From: [2][email protected] <[3][email protected]> on behalf of howard posner <[4][email protected]> Sent: Monday, November 13, 2017 4:26 AM To: Tristan von Neumann Cc: lutelist Net Subject: [LUTE] Re: Bad lute music On Nov 12, 2017, at 7:45 PM, Tristan von Neumann <[5][email protected]> wrote: > > > Am 11.11.2017 um 18:51 schrieb Alain Veylit: > Anyone with a good ending for: A lute walks into a bar >> ...? > > How about those: > > A lute walks into a bar: "I'll have a large beer please. No mug, I have a bowl." > > A lute walks into a bar. The barkeeper: "Why all those frets?" > > A lute walks into a bar. The barkeeper: "You have the guts to show your face in here?" > > A lute walks into a bar. "Can I have a beer?" - "No way, you already have a loose nut." > > I apologize if they're not good, I'm German. :) Without question, the best lute-walks-into-a-bar jokes Iââ¬â¢ve ever read. To get on or off this list see list information at [1][6]http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html [2]Lute Mail list technical information [7]www.cs.dartmouth.edu How do I get on the lute mail list? To get on the mail list, send email with a Subject: of "subscribe" to [8][email protected] and your name will be added to ... -- References 1. [9]http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html 2. [10]http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html -- __________________________________________________________________ Anthony Hart MSc, LLCM,ALCM. Musicologist and Independent Researcher Highrise Court 'B', Apt 2, Tigne' Street, Sliema, SLM3174, MALTA Mob: +356 9944 9552. e-mail: [11][email protected]; web: [12]www.monsignor-reggio.com NEW Publications: EDIZIONE ANTONINO REGGIO - [13]www.edizionear.com for information and special offer -- References 1. mailto:[email protected] 2. mailto:[email protected] 3. mailto:[email protected] 4. mailto:[email protected] 5. mailto:[email protected] 6. http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html 7. http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/ 8. mailto:[email protected] 9. http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html 10. http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html 11. mailto:[email protected] 12. http://www.monsignor-reggio.com/ 13. http://www.edizionear.com/
