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[Don & Tonie]

>   GREAT TRUTHS, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED, ABOUT LIFE > >  1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. > >   2) Wrinkles don't hurt. > >    3) Families are like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts. > >   4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. > >    5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. > >   6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the joy. > > >    GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD: > > >   1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. > >    2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. > >    3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do            while you're down  there. > >    4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking >         chair  that you once got from a roller coaster. > >    5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers            to  ask you the questions. > >   6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. > >    7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. > > > >  THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: > >    1) You believe in Santa Claus. > >    2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. > >    3) You are Santa Claus. > >    4) You look like Santa Claus.     --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.365 / Virus Database: 202 - Release Date: 24-05-02