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Sent: Saturday, June 08, 2002 7:33
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> GREAT TRUTHS, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED, ABOUT
LIFE
>
> 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a
tree.
>
> 2) Wrinkles don't
hurt.
>
> 3) Families are like fudge, mostly
sweet, with a few nuts.
>
> 4) Today's mighty oak is
just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
>
>
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the
inside.
>
> 6) Middle age is when you choose your
cereal for the fiber, not the joy.
>
>
>
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
>
>
> 1) Growing
old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
>
> 2)
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can
get.
>
> 3) When you fall down, you wonder what
else you can do
while you're
down there.
>
> 4) You're getting old when
you get the same sensation from a
rocking
> chair
that you once got from a roller coaster.
>
> 5)
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody
bothers
to ask you the questions.
>
> 6) Time may be a
great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
>
>
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes
alone.
>
>
>
> THE FOUR STAGES OF
LIFE:
>
> 1) You believe in Santa
Claus.
>
> 2) You don't believe in Santa
Claus.
>
> 3) You are Santa
Claus.
>
> 4) You look like Santa
Claus.
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