haha pretty funny Scott.....
Scott MacLean wrote: > > Pilot Wisdom > > An airline pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and > about flying when he's with a woman. > > Asking what a pilot thinks about the FAA is like asking a fireplug what it thinks > about dogs. > > The only thing worse than a captain who never flew as a co-pilot is a co-pilot who > once was a captain. > > Hand-flying an ILS in a gusty crosswind is easier than adjusting the shower controls > in a layover hotel. > > A smooth touchdown in a simulator is as exciting as kissing your own sister. > > Most airline crew food tastes like warmed-over chicken because that's what it is. > > Everything is accomplished through teamwork until something goes wrong, then one > pilot gets all the blame. > > A good simulator check ride is like successful surgery on a cadaver. > > Standard checklist practice requires pilots to read to each other procedures used > every day and recite from memory those needed once every five years. > > A crew scheduler is the type who wakes his wife at midnight to carry out the > garbage, then sends her back to let the cat in. > > An FAA investigation is conducted by non-flying experts who take six months to > itemize all the mistakes made by a crew that had six seconds to do anything. > > In the old days flying was dangerous and sex was safe; now it's the other way around > _______________________ > Scott MacLean > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > ICQ: 9184011 > http://www.nerosoft.com
