nice to see you on saturday, (even if it was briefly)...go mac!!!
>From: Marina MacLean <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: Re: Pilot Wisdom
>Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 15:54:59 -0500
>
>haha pretty funny Scott.....
>
>Scott MacLean wrote:
> >
> > Pilot Wisdom
> >
> > An airline pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.
> >
> > Asking what a pilot thinks about the FAA is like asking a fireplug what it thinks about dogs.
> >
> > The only thing worse than a captain who never flew as a co-pilot is a co-pilot who once was a captain.
> >
> > Hand-flying an ILS in a gusty crosswind is easier than adjusting the shower controls in a layover hotel.
> >
> > A smooth touchdown in a simulator is as exciting as kissing your own sister.
> >
> > Most airline crew food tastes like warmed-over chicken because that's what it is.
> >
> > Everything is accomplished through teamwork until something goes wrong, then one pilot gets all the blame.
> >
> > A good simulator check ride is like successful surgery on a cadaver.
> >
> > Standard checklist practice requires pilots to read to each other procedures used every day and recite from memory those needed once every five years.
> >
> > A crew scheduler is the type who wakes his wife at midnight to carry out the garbage, then sends her back to let the cat in.
> >
> > An FAA investigation is conducted by non-flying experts who take six months to itemize all the mistakes made by a crew that had six seconds to do anything.
> >
> > In the old days flying was dangerous and sex was safe; now it's the other way around
> > _______________________
> > Scott MacLean
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > ICQ: 9184011
> > http://www.nerosoft.com
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