That was a GREAT game eh Craig? I was so impressed with the turnout!! Better than the Ti-Cats get!! Tom and Janette Hutton and myself go to most of the games with 5 or 6 others.....we have a riot! Not to mention excellent football.......don't ya miss it? When Tom saw you he just said "whoa, does Craig ever look like Jane." Male version of course..haha....hope to see you at the next one - it would be nice to follow them to the Skydome!! Take care, Marina
Craig MacLean wrote: > > nice to see you on saturday, (even if it was briefly)...go mac!!! > > >From: Marina MacLean > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Subject: Re: Pilot Wisdom > >Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 15:54:59 -0500 > > > >haha pretty funny Scott..... > > > >Scott MacLean wrote: > > > > > > Pilot Wisdom > > > > > > An airline pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when > he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman. > > > > > > Asking what a pilot thinks about the FAA is like asking a fireplug > what it thinks about dogs. > > > > > > The only thing worse than a captain who never flew as a co-pilot > is a co-pilot who once was a captain. > > > > > > Hand-flying an ILS in a gusty crosswind is easier than adjusting > the shower controls in a layover hotel. > > > > > > A smooth touchdown in a simulator is as exciting as kissing your > own sister. > > > > > > Most airline crew food tastes like warmed-over chicken because > that's what it is. > > > > > > Everything is accomplished through teamwork until something goes > wrong, then one pilot gets all the blame. > > > > > > A good simulator check ride is like successful surgery on a > cadaver. > > > > > > Standard checklist practice requires pilots to read to each other > procedures used every day and recite from memory those needed once > every five years. > > > > > > A crew scheduler is the type who wakes his wife at midnight to > carry out the garbage, then sends her back to let the cat in. > > > > > > An FAA investigation is conducted by non-flying experts who take > six months to itemize all the mistakes made by a crew that had six > seconds to do anything. > > > > > > In the old days flying was dangerous and sex was safe; now it's > the other way around > > > _______________________ > > > Scott MacLean > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > ICQ: 9184011 > > > http://www.nerosoft.com > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*.
