The Atheist Professor
A college class was led by an atheist professor, and
every day he'd stand in front of his class and say,
"Have you ever seen God?" to which nobody would
answer. Then he'd ask, "Have you ever felt God?" and
nobody would answer. Finally he'd ask, "Have you ever
heard God?" and, like the other times, nobody would
answer.
He then would say, "It is obvious that there is no
God."
While the professor stood up at the beginning of class
and did his thing, a student had an idea. She got up
and said, "Professor, would you mind if I said
something?" He said, "Of course not. This is an
expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if
you spoke your mind."
The girl said to the class, "Have you ever seen our
professor's brain?" and nobody answered. Then she
asked, "Have you ever felt our professor's brain?" and
nobody answered. Finally she asked, "Have you ever
heard our professor's brain?" and, like the other
times, nobody answered.
She then said, "It is quite obvious that our professor
has no brain."
