On the subject of butts, here is a true story: Right after WW-2 hotel rooms were expensive, so salesmen on regular intercity routes would often arrange for rooms in private homes. This salesman I knew had rented a room from a widow who had some kind of big German dog. The dog was introduced to the salesman, remembered his scent, and if he came to the house after the widow had gone to bed, the dog would stick its narrow nose between his legs and raise it sharply, checking his scent. He could then go safely back to the sleeping room.
The widow had installed a baby gate across the hall leading to the rental room and bath, and the salesman was told to be sure and close the baby gate after entering so the well trained dog wouldn't follow and bother him. This worked well until he came in one night a little soused, forgot to close the baby gate, and was getting the tub ready for a bath. He was naked and bending over the tub when the dog came silently up behind him, stuck its nose between his legs and raised it sharply. He "dove" into the bathtub and nearly dislocated his shoulder. He never forgot to close the baby gate again. The only reason the dog "checked him out" must have been that she had never seen him nude before and thought it might be someone else. Gerry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Now, is that an over-generalization? Are ALL butts ugly, or is it just > certain butts that are ugly? ;<) > > Wilton > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes" <mercedes@okiebenz.com> > To: "Mercedes Discussion List" <mercedes@okiebenz.com> > Cc: "Andrew Strasfogel" <astrasfo...@gmail.com> > Sent: Friday, November 20, 2015 11:35 PM > Subject: Re: [MBZ] This sounds like something that would happen in the > Poosneighborhood > > > >I don't blame the HOA. That truck is butt-ugly. > > > > On Fri, Nov 20, 2015 at 11:07 PM, Curly McLain via Mercedes < > > mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote: > > > >> Okie Donn sez: I think HOAs are un-constitutional, and need to be > >>> outlawed. Luckily, our > >>> > >> airpark is free range. > >> > >> If the HOA was forced on you, you'd be right. However the buyer has to > >> sign off acceptance of the terms, so it is considered self-inflicted. > >> > >> Nobody makes you buy a house with a HOA. (in theory) However, when my > >> daughter bought her house, there was no HOA agreement she had to sign. > >> Fortunately her HOA is pretty benign. This year they worked to get the > >> city and an adjoining landowner to remove a homeless camp behind the > >> backyards of 12 or 15 houses > >> > >> > >> _______________________________________ > >> http://www.okiebenz.com > >> > >> To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > >> > >> To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > >> http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > >> > >> > > _______________________________________ > > http://www.okiebenz.com > > > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > > ----- > No virus found in this message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 2015.0.6176 / Virus Database: 4460/11040 - Release Date: 11/21/15 > -- arche...@embarqmail.com <arche...@embarqmail.com> _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
