News flash..........'Hick from the stick finds way to increase efficiency of
Diesel engine. More than a hundred years after the invention of the Diesel
engine a man from Theneckisred, South Alabama by the name of Cletus
Imarriedmycousin has revealed his amazing secret for increasing the mileage
he gets from his hunting truck. Cletus is quoted as saying "I get that there
stuff for me lawncutter and put a bottle of it in the ole truck whens I fill
er up at Uncle Jebs gas place. Heck it makes the old girl giddyup and go
like a half skinned critter." In an effort to verify Mr Imarriemycousin's
claim we contacted Daimler Chryslers technical department. Dr Ichweissalles
from Daimler Chryslers advanced engine research department issued the
following statement "This is truly amazing, we have been trying to make the
compression ignition engine more efficient by using high pressure to inject
the fuel but have completely missed this. This would have to be biggest
technical advance since the invention of the Otto cycle engine. We are
currently busy designing a system so our vehicles will automatically inject
two stroke oil at the exact correct amount."
The President of the United States has issued this statement: "I would like
to congratulate my good friend and cousin twice removed Cletus
Imarriedmycousin for figuring this out. This once again shows that we are
the cleverest people in the Earth. I personally will make sure that Cletus
gets a medal for personnaly saving the enviroment by making our beloved pick
up cars much more efficient. This is a clear example that you don't need no
fancy education to make good in the United States of America. God bless us
and our friends and God bless Cletus saviour of the ozones."
BTW Steve I have a nice bridge for sale in San Francisco if you are
interested.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Stephen D Murrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <mercedes@okiebenz.com>
Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, March 08, 2007 3:24 PM
Subject: [MBZ] Adding 2 cycle oil to diesel fuel???????????????
Any response to this idea?; I was told buy a 3/4 ton diesel pickup driver
that he adds i quart 2 cycle oil to each tank of diesel; and that he gets
about 2 more miles per gal.????; (maybe the extra liquid adds to the
mileage increase???) anyone have a response GOOD or BAD idea??? THANKS,
Steve
3 M.B diesel cars
1 Schnauzer DOG
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