Dear all,

I have been legally ordained by the First Church of Atheism, and you may now
refer to me as Reverend. I would be happy to marry you to your partner, bury
you (if you are dead, natch), and perform naming ceremonies for your
children. I will also be looking to establish a faith school, for which I
will be spending your tax money to promote by own sectarian agenda.

Unlike every other church, the FCA does not have a sham priesthood; indeed,
its entry requirements are strict and take approximately 10 seconds to
complete:

http://firstchurchofatheism.com

With kind regards,

Rev. Ian A. R. Pollard (First Church of Atheism)

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