Congratulations, Reverend Pollard! Be sure to properly starch that collar...
On Fri, Jul 24, 2009 at 10:18 AM, Ian Pollard <[email protected]> wrote: > Dear all, > > I have been legally ordained by the First Church of Atheism, and you may > now refer to me as Reverend. I would be happy to marry you to your partner, > bury you (if you are dead, natch), and perform naming ceremonies for your > children. I will also be looking to establish a faith school, for which I > will be spending your tax money to promote by own sectarian agenda. > > Unlike every other church, the FCA does not have a sham priesthood; indeed, > its entry requirements are strict and take approximately 10 seconds to > complete: > > http://firstchurchofatheism.com > > With kind regards, > > Rev. Ian A. R. Pollard (First Church of Atheism) > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/Minds-Eye?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
