Fret, Slip? I'm disappointed, but hardly surprised the world is full of the wrong stuff. I have long wondered how so many manage to imagine it isn't until their slap in the face with the wet fish comes along. They promoted me in my last job and I went through an archaic ritual before being given the keycode to the executive car park. I was regarded as most ungrateful in declining it. I travelled in by train and objected to the somewhat savage deduction from salary for this 'perk'. Now that I could reliably park my car, I could also hire one if needed and did that rather than pay for a parking space. All this upset someone in personnel so severely that my keycode privilege was withdrawn, leading me to protest that only the keycode itself should be withdrawn as the privilege came with my rank. Several months of exchange with this idiot passed before she realised I was not fretting but taking the piss. A small magnet prevented these keycodes from working and I used to have great fun watching desperate managers trying to get in. In the case of the exceptionally obnoxious bastards, I would set the magnetic device only after they got in, to check their reaction to being kept (as such dedicated souls) in the heaven of work for a second longer than necessary. I rarely fret old boy, there is too much revenge to take!
On 25 Aug, 16:33, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> wrote: > Well, anyway, it is always good fun when I can't remember any other > knock knock jokes. I can always count on Slip to play. > > On Aug 25, 11:21 am, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > I found the old links, they are not valid anymore, you are right, > > they've been scrubbed. So has a lot of other things which I find > > nearly impossible to find. Possibly overloaded archival storage > > bins. > > > On Aug 25, 9:57 am, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > until you open the door, and then POUNCE! while the jaws theme plays > > > > On Aug 25, 10:36 am, iam deheretic <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > Land sharks (what ever they are) must be disappearing so they can > > > > approach > > > > their next victim with land stealth.. :o) > > > > Allan > > > > > On Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 4:07 PM, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > If I could find the video clip of the Saturday Night Live landshark > > > > > skit, I would post it, but they seem to disappear of the web as fast > > > > > as they are posted. SN must have a microsoft frame of mind. It is > > > > > good though. Slip found one once... > > > > > -- > > > > ( > > > > ) > > > > I_D Allan --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/minds-eye?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
