If you had to pay for it, it's not a perk, it's a con.
On Aug 25, 11:37 am, archytas <[email protected]> wrote:
> Fret, Slip? I'm disappointed, but hardly surprised the world is full
> of the wrong stuff. I have long wondered how so many manage to
> imagine it isn't until their slap in the face with the wet fish comes
> along. They promoted me in my last job and I went through an archaic
> ritual before being given the keycode to the executive car park. I
> was regarded as most ungrateful in declining it. I travelled in by
> train and objected to the somewhat savage deduction from salary for
> this 'perk'. Now that I could reliably park my car, I could also hire
> one if needed and did that rather than pay for a parking space. All
> this upset someone in personnel so severely that my keycode privilege
> was withdrawn, leading me to protest that only the keycode itself
> should be withdrawn as the privilege came with my rank. Several
> months of exchange with this idiot passed before she realised I was
> not fretting but taking the piss. A small magnet prevented these
> keycodes from working and I used to have great fun watching desperate
> managers trying to get in. In the case of the exceptionally obnoxious
> bastards, I would set the magnetic device only after they got in, to
> check their reaction to being kept (as such dedicated souls) in the
> heaven of work for a second longer than necessary. I rarely fret old
> boy, there is too much revenge to take!
>
> On 25 Aug, 16:33, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Well, anyway, it is always good fun when I can't remember any other
> > knock knock jokes. I can always count on Slip to play.
>
> > On Aug 25, 11:21 am, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > I found the old links, they are not valid anymore, you are right,
> > > they've been scrubbed. So has a lot of other things which I find
> > > nearly impossible to find. Possibly overloaded archival storage
> > > bins.
>
> > > On Aug 25, 9:57 am, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > until you open the door, and then POUNCE! while the jaws theme plays
>
> > > > On Aug 25, 10:36 am, iam deheretic <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > Land sharks (what ever they are) must be disappearing so they can
> > > > > approach
> > > > > their next victim with land stealth.. :o)
> > > > > Allan
>
> > > > > On Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 4:07 PM, Molly Brogan <[email protected]>
> > > > > wrote:
>
> > > > > > If I could find the video clip of the Saturday Night Live landshark
> > > > > > skit, I would post it, but they seem to disappear of the web as fast
> > > > > > as they are posted. SN must have a microsoft frame of mind. It is
> > > > > > good though. Slip found one once...
>
> > > > > --
> > > > > (
> > > > > )
> > > > > I_D Allan
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