Perhaps the recession is a depression after all. It seems Chris was approached to lend his ear in traditional manner so we could have a basis for a just war (the second war of another Jenkins' Ear) and refused on the moral grounds that he was not offered enough money and exclusion from the draft. In place of this, the powers that be are ramping up Afghanistan, where we can fight a just war on behalf of the new tradition of protecting unfairly elected governments and a necessary search for WDM there (weak, democratic malcontents). In once smoke filled rooms, our foreign policy analysts and econometricians have decided we need a war, any old war, to recover from the recession. The first stage will be a draft of 50,000 new troops to protect a run off election between Khazi and Abdullah Abdullah (votes for him will only count half). In my view, these battalions should consist only of unarmed bwankers parachuted in at random and led by Rumsfeld espousing that a sensible strategy must make no sense at all to the enemy and that all must remain silent on it on pain of death. There is no shortage of recruits to kick him out of the plane first to further protect the strategy.
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