Surely no one would be so lame as to suspect you of going out with an American, soldier or otherwise Gabbs? God's a bustard. It is always the case that it has flown off when you need one, or turns out to have been a flight of fancy when one was off with the birds, a record written by old fossils, or spotted by UFO fans ... zzzzzzzzz.
On 7 May, 12:56, Pat <[email protected]> wrote: > On 7 May, 09:30, Lee <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Hahah! I disagree my dearest Gabs, God is all so Bastard, yep we can > > certianly call God that, I don't really know why a person of faith > > would want to but, ahh if they wish to, well go right ahead. > > Well, Allah has no Father nor Mother. His parentage is an > impossibility. Bastard, implies that a 'child' was born out of > wedlock and, as Allah (God) has no parents, He is not a child and, > therefore, cannot be a bastard by definition. So, I'm afraid I would > have to disagree and say that Allah/God is NOT a bastard, simply > because He is not offspring of anything. > > > > > On 6 May, 22:21, gabbydott <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > "Bastards" is definitely not one of the 99 names of Allah, Pat. > > > > On 6 Mai, 14:02, Pat <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > On 6 May, 12:49, Lee <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > Ahhh Gabbs, I'm afraid I can't answer that. Shhh it's my secret to > > > > > keep. I will say though not Tory, ohhh no never that. > > > > > It's also a pretty safe bet you didn't vote BNP. Personally, I'd > > > > reckon you voted Lib Dem. hoping for a hung parliament and the chance > > > > that it might just bring, God help us, coalition between factions > > > > forcing the bastards to work together rather than against one another. > > > > > > On 6 May, 11:47, gabbydott <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > OK, I'm in for the guessing game, although I'm terrible at it. > > > > > > > You should be voting Labour for traditional reasons, but for the > > > > > > betterment of your children Tory would be more reasonable, yet the > > > > > > old > > > > > > freedom fighter in you calls for the Libs. Help me, which duty has > > > > > > won? > > > > > > > On 6 Mai, 10:31, Lee <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > Unless of course the word of the day is 'Sarcasam'. I have been > > > > > > > reliably informed though that Americans do not get it! More > > > > > > > racism, > > > > > > > just to jolly up a drab Thursday morning. Ohh by-the-by, I'm > > > > > > > happy to > > > > > > > report that my civic duty has been done again for the next 4 > > > > > > > years. > > > > > > > > On 6 May, 08:23, gabbydott <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > Who started this educational thread, OM? > > > > > > > > > You could note for your lesson learned that your pupils are too > > > > > > > > ignorant to get your fine humor. > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 8:27 am, ornamentalmind <[email protected]> > > > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Race baiting again? > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 9:43 pm, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > Is this your insidious attempt at insulting a very > > > > > > > > > > important Mexican > > > > > > > > > > celebration? > > > > > > > > > > I think your post is nothing more than racist commentary > > > > > > > > > > based on > > > > > > > > > > ignorance of the actual celebration of independence, "Cinco > > > > > > > > > > De Mayo" > > > > > > > > > > which anyone with a smidgen of a brain knows is the > > > > > > > > > > recognition of > > > > > > > > > > Mexican independence from France achieved at the battle of > > > > > > > > > > Puebla > > > > > > > > > > which took place in 1862 during the month of May and on the > > > > > > > > > > 5th day of > > > > > > > > > > the month. > > > > > > > > > > You purport yourself as the enlightened one and then > > > > > > > > > > proffer garbage > > > > > > > > > > such as this. How low are you willing to go Senior > > > > > > > > > > Ornamentalmind? > > > > > > > > > > Only a sick puppy would post such racism. > > > > > > > > > > You have something against Mexicans senior? > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 11:03 am, ornamentalmind > > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s > > > > > > > > > > > mayonnaise was > > > > > > > > > > > manufactured in England. In fact the Titanic was carrying > > > > > > > > > > > 12,000 jars > > > > > > > > > > > of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, > > > > > > > > > > > Mexico, which > > > > > > > > > > > was to be the net port of call for the great ship after > > > > > > > > > > > its stop in > > > > > > > > > > > New York. > > > > > > > > > > > > This would have been the largest single shipment of > > > > > > > > > > > mayonnaise ever > > > > > > > > > > > delivered to Mexico. But, as we know, the great ship did > > > > > > > > > > > not make it > > > > > > > > > > > to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, the cargo > > > > > > > > > > > was forever > > > > > > > > > > > lost. > > > > > > > > > > > > The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, > > > > > > > > > > > and were > > > > > > > > > > > eagerly awaiting its delivery were disconsolate at the > > > > > > > > > > > loss. Their > > > > > > > > > > > anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day > > > > > > > > > > > of Mourning, > > > > > > > > > > > which they still observe to this day. > > > > > > > > > > > > The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th > > > > > > > > > > > and is known, > > > > > > > > > > > of course, as Sinko de Mayo.- Hide quoted text - > > > > > > > > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > > > > > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > > > > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > > - Show quoted text -
