Humans are resilient, we adapt. And quickly too, depending on our mental blocks.
On Feb 6, 10:30 am, rigs <[email protected]> wrote: > Soon, it will be drones. We are the most watched society in history.// > The healthy body has a marvelous immune system that can get screwed up > with antibiotics and antibacterials plus antibacterial soaps are > messing with the water treatment plants. Drugs and rx also mess up our > wonderful bodies and minds but it was foolish to warn the Boomers and > their children. C'est la vie! > > On Feb 5, 6:00 pm, James <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > If you find the cure for ADHD please do send me a note, I use my spare > > brain power doing things like processing the varying pitch of airplanes > > overhead, you never know when it could be useful. I feel like a madman > > with a bleach sprayer lately with the norovirus going around, my brain > > is tired... ;-) > > > On 2/5/2013 7:01 AM, Allan H wrote: > > > > As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational > > > e-mails over the past year. > > > > I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. > > > > I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor > > > let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying > > > about the bacteria on the lemon peel. > > > > I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what > > > has happened on it since it was last washed. > > > > I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because > > > the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. > > > > Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only > > > imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. > > > > I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the > > > floor of a public toilet. > > > > I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue > > > on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every > > > envelope that needs sealing. > > > > ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. > > > > I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub > > > full of ice with my kidneys gone. > > > > I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant > > > freaks with no eyes, feet, or feathers. > > > > I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water > > > buffalo on a hot day. > > > > Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I > > > forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five > > > minutes. > > > > Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can > > > remove toilet stains. > > > > I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so > > > a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. > > > > I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven > > > different types of cancer. > > > > And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the > > > microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me > > > for life. > > > > I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle > > > infected with AIDS when I sit down. > > > > I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a > > > perfume sample and rob me. > > > > And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a > > > number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica, > > > Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. > > > > Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black > > > snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when > > > it bites my butt. > > > > And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a quarter coin > > > dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex > > > molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. > > > > I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the > > > Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. > > > > If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next > > > 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00 > > > p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will > > > infect your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will > > > occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door > > > neighbours ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's > > > beautician! > > > > Oh, and by the way... > > > > A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has > > > discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their > > > e-mails with their hand on the mouse > > > > Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. > > > > P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told > > > by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.. > > > > NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY- Hide quoted text - > > > - Show quoted text - -- --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
