Heh I feel for you Allan. Myself, I have no allergies, don't come down often with many illnesses, although I do seem to have a reoccurring ear infection from time to time, and I put it all down to playing footie amongst the dog shit and eating a fair amount of ground as a youth.
We are far too disinfected nowadays, our immune systems need a bit of grubiness form time to time. Ahhh as I type this The Temptations has started playing on the stereo and looking at the CD I see Martha Reeves and the Vandellas is next. Got a cigar in the ashtray and a large apple mead in front of me, ahh yes today life is good! On Feb 7, 6:53 am, Allan H <[email protected]> wrote: > I have a large heavy concrete one,, > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, Feb 6, 2013 at 11:40 PM, Molly <[email protected]> wrote: > > Humans are resilient, we adapt. And quickly too, depending on our > > mental blocks. > > > On Feb 6, 10:30 am, rigs <[email protected]> wrote: > >> Soon, it will be drones. We are the most watched society in history.// > >> The healthy body has a marvelous immune system that can get screwed up > >> with antibiotics and antibacterials plus antibacterial soaps are > >> messing with the water treatment plants. Drugs and rx also mess up our > >> wonderful bodies and minds but it was foolish to warn the Boomers and > >> their children. C'est la vie! > > >> On Feb 5, 6:00 pm, James <[email protected]> wrote: > > >> > If you find the cure for ADHD please do send me a note, I use my spare > >> > brain power doing things like processing the varying pitch of airplanes > >> > overhead, you never know when it could be useful. I feel like a madman > >> > with a bleach sprayer lately with the norovirus going around, my brain > >> > is tired... ;-) > > >> > On 2/5/2013 7:01 AM, Allan H wrote: > > >> > > As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational > >> > > e-mails over the past year. > > >> > > I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. > > >> > > I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor > >> > > let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying > >> > > about the bacteria on the lemon peel. > > >> > > I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what > >> > > has happened on it since it was last washed. > > >> > > I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because > >> > > the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. > > >> > > Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only > >> > > imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. > > >> > > I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the > >> > > floor of a public toilet. > > >> > > I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue > >> > > on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every > >> > > envelope that needs sealing. > > >> > > ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same > >> > > reason. > > >> > > I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub > >> > > full of ice with my kidneys gone. > > >> > > I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant > >> > > freaks with no eyes, feet, or feathers. > > >> > > I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water > >> > > buffalo on a hot day. > > >> > > Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I > >> > > forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five > >> > > minutes. > > >> > > Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can > >> > > remove toilet stains. > > >> > > I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so > >> > > a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. > > >> > > I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven > >> > > different types of cancer. > > >> > > And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the > >> > > microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me > >> > > for life. > > >> > > I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle > >> > > infected with AIDS when I sit down. > > >> > > I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a > >> > > perfume sample and rob me. > > >> > > And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a > >> > > number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica, > >> > > Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. > > >> > > Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black > >> > > snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when > >> > > it bites my butt. > > >> > > And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a quarter coin > >> > > dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex > >> > > molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. > > >> > > I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the > >> > > Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. > > >> > > If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next > >> > > 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00 > >> > > p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will > >> > > infect your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will > >> > > occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door > >> > > neighbours ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's > >> > > beautician! > > >> > > Oh, and by the way... > > >> > > A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has > >> > > discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their > >> > > e-mails with their hand on the mouse > > >> > > Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. > > >> > > P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told > >> > > by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.. > > >> > > NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY- Hide quoted text - > > >> > - Show quoted text - > > > -- > > > --- > > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > > ""Minds Eye"" group. > > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > > email to [email protected]. > > For more options, visithttps://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. > > -- > ( > ) > |_D Allan > > Life is for moral, ethical and truthful living. > > Of course I talk to myself, > Sometimes I need expert advice.. -- --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
