I have a large heavy concrete one,, On Wed, Feb 6, 2013 at 11:40 PM, Molly <[email protected]> wrote: > Humans are resilient, we adapt. And quickly too, depending on our > mental blocks. > > On Feb 6, 10:30 am, rigs <[email protected]> wrote: >> Soon, it will be drones. We are the most watched society in history.// >> The healthy body has a marvelous immune system that can get screwed up >> with antibiotics and antibacterials plus antibacterial soaps are >> messing with the water treatment plants. Drugs and rx also mess up our >> wonderful bodies and minds but it was foolish to warn the Boomers and >> their children. C'est la vie! >> >> On Feb 5, 6:00 pm, James <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > If you find the cure for ADHD please do send me a note, I use my spare >> > brain power doing things like processing the varying pitch of airplanes >> > overhead, you never know when it could be useful. I feel like a madman >> > with a bleach sprayer lately with the norovirus going around, my brain >> > is tired... ;-) >> >> > On 2/5/2013 7:01 AM, Allan H wrote: >> >> > > As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational >> > > e-mails over the past year. >> >> > > I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. >> >> > > I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor >> > > let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying >> > > about the bacteria on the lemon peel. >> >> > > I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what >> > > has happened on it since it was last washed. >> >> > > I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because >> > > the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. >> >> > > Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only >> > > imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. >> >> > > I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the >> > > floor of a public toilet. >> >> > > I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue >> > > on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every >> > > envelope that needs sealing. >> >> > > ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same >> > > reason. >> >> > > I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub >> > > full of ice with my kidneys gone. >> >> > > I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant >> > > freaks with no eyes, feet, or feathers. >> >> > > I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water >> > > buffalo on a hot day. >> >> > > Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I >> > > forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five >> > > minutes. >> >> > > Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can >> > > remove toilet stains. >> >> > > I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so >> > > a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. >> >> > > I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven >> > > different types of cancer. >> >> > > And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the >> > > microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me >> > > for life. >> >> > > I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle >> > > infected with AIDS when I sit down. >> >> > > I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a >> > > perfume sample and rob me. >> >> > > And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a >> > > number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica, >> > > Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. >> >> > > Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black >> > > snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when >> > > it bites my butt. >> >> > > And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a quarter coin >> > > dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex >> > > molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. >> >> > > I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the >> > > Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. >> >> > > If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next >> > > 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00 >> > > p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will >> > > infect your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will >> > > occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door >> > > neighbours ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's >> > > beautician! >> >> > > Oh, and by the way... >> >> > > A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has >> > > discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their >> > > e-mails with their hand on the mouse >> >> > > Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. >> >> > > P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told >> > > by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.. >> >> > > NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY- Hide quoted text - >> >> > - Show quoted text - > > -- > > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > ""Minds Eye"" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. > >
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