some bloke wrote:
Actually, Jeff, Dana's onto something... Don't kill yourself,
but CONSIDER
suicide. Consider it a lot. Wear black--always. Read poetry at
open mic
nights. If you haven't already, take up drinking, and let liquor
slowly
replace water and all other liquids. Apparently, you're not gay
(you like
this girl, right?), but make everybody wonder. You mentioned
your
friend--you'll have to get rid of all of your friends, and be as
introverted and antisocial as possible.
THAT, my friend, is how you woo an art school girl.
...ok. ok. All of you skinny mods got it all wrong.
Poetry is gay. Black doesnt flatter muscletone. Liquor
get you nowhere unless you've got some ruffies.
Let hotbodmod tell you how to charm the pants off these
broads. First of all, tell your friend that you'll kick
his ass if he even dares to LOOK at her again. And if he does,
then do it---kick his ass. Secondly, the ladies like a man
with some physique--not some scrawny pseudo-intellectual-
so my recommendation is a cycle or two of steroids-in all
seriousness.Plus, all of your suits will now fit even tighter...
Next, this part is KEY, just start subtling flexing around her--
when you look at your watch, give your bicep a nice squeeze...
SHOW HER WHAT YOU'VE GOT. Maybe benchpress your scooter (thats
what i do & they cream over it!) Trust me, i bang tons
of art school babes and they always come back for more.
Good Luck.
now working out to:
Jean Jacques Perry
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