Re: a VERY important tip for all the lads...

[Jeff Hunt]

hotbod mod wrote:

> ...ok. ok. All of you skinny mods got it all wrong.
> Poetry is gay. Black doesnt flatter muscletone. Liquor
> get you nowhere unless you've got some ruffies.
> Let hotbodmod tell you how to charm the pants off these
> broads. First of all, tell your friend that you'll kick
> his ass if he even dares to LOOK at her again. And if he does,
> then do it---kick his ass. Secondly, the ladies like a man
> with some physique--not some scrawny pseudo-intellectual-
> so my recommendation is a cycle or two of steroids-in all
> seriousness.Plus, all of your suits will now fit even tighter...
> Next, this part is KEY, just start subtling flexing around her--
> when you look at your watch, give your bicep a nice squeeze...
> SHOW HER WHAT YOU'VE GOT. Maybe benchpress your scooter (thats
> what i do & they cream over it!) Trust me, i bang tons
> of art school babes and they always come back for more.
> Good Luck.

What the fuck? I said I wanted to woo an art student girl, not become a
freaking Skinhead!

Cheers
Jeff

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