Open letter to RH, aka “A DIARRHEA GULCH”

 

Double your thorazine doses---might help with your psychotic
outbursts.

And triple your ex-lax intake, as you seem to be tooo full
of brown fecal material.

 

Racking my brains as to why our resident halfwit (better
half a wit than no wit at all) was so scatalogically inclined.

 

And then it came to me:

 

“LAS VEGAS MORON” anagrammizes into “GROSS ANAL MOVE”

(Better quadruple the ex-lax, and enemas twice a day.)

 

Oh, the tortured brain: 
devoid of wit;  and constantly
spewing stale, banal epithets which tend to glorify his bowel movements :

 

***you are an insignificant flea eating the dung from a dead
camel's ass

***you are an insignificant flea eating the dung out of a
camel's rump

***until then.. youare still an insignificant flea eating
the dung from a dead camel's behind.. tasty isn't it

***and that is exactly what I said earlier.. that the sellers
always know they are totally full of dried camel dung

 

Yes, virtually the same moldy phrases from four of RH’s (aka
“A DIARRHEA GULCH”) MOPO postings, over the past few months.

 

Chrissake, dummy---get a new writer;  get a new schtick!  

And quit fetishizing camel shit.  People will think you’re weird.

 

The benediction will be from our friend Cyrano:

 

Such, my dear sir, is what you might have said,

Had you of wit or letters the least jot:

But, O most lamentable man!--of wit

You never had an atom, and of letters

You have three letters only!--they spell Ass!

And--had you had the necessary wit,

To serve me all the pleasantries I quote

Before this noble audience. . .e'en so,

You would not have been let to utter one--

Nay, not the half or quarter of such jest!

I take them from myself all in good part,

But not from any other man that breathes!

 

 

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